A man goes to the doctors and says "Doc, you gotta help me!"

The doctor says "What's your problem?" The guy says every morning i wake up with my "morning flagpole".. give the missus a quick one, then go to work.

On the way to work i car pool with the next door neighbor's wife who gives me a blow job during the ride to work.. Once i get to work i do some work and at morning tea time i go into the photocopy room and have it off with the one of the young office girls. At lunch i take my secretary out to a hotel and give her a good bonking.. For afternoon tea i give the boss's wife a good servicing.. I then go home and slip the maid a few inches.. Then at night i give the missus another screw......

"Well" said the doctor. "What's your problem?"

The guy says "Well, it hurts when I masturbate."