The elderly man couldn't take his eyes off of the punks red, green, blue and yellow hair.

After a few seconds, the kid reels around and yells at the old man: "What are you staring at old man, didn't you ever do anything really wild when you were a kid?"

The old timer replies: "Why yes, I'm afraid I did... I had sex with a parrot once, and I thought you might be my son!"